Even his.' I'll do this if you swear to leave Southpoint forever. No, I want you to try killing him.' Why should I try to kill him? 'I want him to reach deep down, below all the marmalade and crushing failures defining his life, to find a seed of confidence, and grow it into a tree of gumption he'll use to beat your brains to paste.īut if not, any brain paste'll do. But not Mayor Aulus, it would be too pedestrian. What better than an escaped prisoner seeking vengeance?' You want me to kill him? 'Could you kill someone you love? I can't! Well, I have. And what did he do to stop you? Nothing! There I stood in my best old-lady suit, and he said it was all my fault!Īh, he just needs motivation. 'I led you right here to make it all boring again. Can you imagine?' You're talking about me.

Even brought him a hero to destroy! But he couldn't go through with it.

A real fly in the whey, don't you say? Made a mess of the gift, the kind from the wrong end of a dog. Insufferable beasts! They can't hold a conversation.'Įither way, you can ask: What do you want? ' Mayor Aulus is a curd in the soup. Then they hit you up for spare gold, a few shin bones, your best pair of cheese-filled slippers. Otherwise, he'll say: 'Well, if it isn't my old friend Hunt-For-Books!' 'Now don't look so glum, or the Skeevers'll notice. If you have not completed the Mages Guild quests, he'll say: 'I see you've reacquainted yourself with Daraneth. Wake up in the dungeon, and he'll mock: Sheogorath : 'Such despair! Richer than a cheese sorbet!'

Eso the lunacy of two moons